The Wayback Machine: Galley Table Episode Thirty-three: The Rise of Steampunk

by Doc Coleman on June 19, 2012 · 0 comments

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Hey, folks.

Remember back when I would pretend that I had this time machine, and every so often, I’d post on here about cranking it up and going back to visiting some point in the past and I’d play the audio from a podcast I did online and pull out a bunch of really funny lines from the show?

Remember that? Let’s do that again!

Today’s destination for The Wayback Machine is April 23rd, 2011, and we’ll be revisiting an episode of The Galley Table! This time, we’ll be talking about Steampunk and its effect on the mainstream with authors Philippa Ballantine and Tee Morris

Special moments from the episode:

  •  “Let me just tell you that I am Laura’s bitch!”
  • “Pics or it didn’t happen, Tee.”
  • “He shaved his back, it goes so well with the evening dress.”
  • “Did we just lose a beautiful piece of book porn forever?”
  • “It’s hard fantasy.”
  • “I wanted to go back to the X-Files, before the X-Files started to suck.”
  • “We saw them, we just did not know they would be so feelthy and make us all sick.”
  • “Churches popping up all over the place, and brothels popping up next to them.”
  • “They could violate the social rules and get away with it.”
  • “There’s no tits in Bartitsu.”
  • “I think we’ve struck manlove.”
  • “He shaved his ankles.”
  • “Monk laboratories…”
  • “What if James bond wore a corset and high heels?” “How do we know he didn’t?”
  • “They both had a semi-mechanical nazi.”
  • “A wind-up assassin.”
  • “And if it’s David Bowie Tesla…”
  • “He’s in tights and a cape, come on!”
  • “Don’t have your set be at a renaissance festival.”
  • “Buy all you want, they’ll make more.”
  • “But wait, there is more!”
  • “It’s a brilliant idea, just ruined by the facts.”
  • “I’m trying to remember which of my favorite authors are still alive!”
  • “Elfdeath of Shannarah.”
  • “I’m ready to be run-over by the bus.”
  • “Vaginal fantasies?”
  • “I could sign Felicia Day’s vagina if you like…”
  • “Vampiric circum… not vampiric circumcision.”
  • “I love ‘what’s her name’.”
  • “We like to make her happy.”
  • “He’s fast, but I draw it out longer.”
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Promo:
The Jen and Dave Show

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